Welcome to RigidBody Tech LLC. As the foremost experts in interplanetary operations, RigidBody Tech has no equal in successful paramilitary intelligence gathering, forceful requisition of stolen property, elimination of rogue employees, and a host of additional services. Rest assured, RigidBody Tech has been dedicated to serving the needs of clients across the cosmos for close to 900 Terra years.
Being an industry leader in weapons technology and space-travel development, RigidBody Tech boasts a plethora of weaponry for the modern age including the famous Black-Hole grenade™ and The Humanoid Eviscerator™. With advanced weapons technology, our troops have been able to quickly quell rebellions through patented shock-and-awe tactics. Should you need to arm your staff with the right tools to create rigid bodies for disposal, contact us for pricing details.
RigidBody Tech’s Paramilitary Forces (RBPF) have been in service for over 500 Terra years. The RBPF has an industry leading 46% inmate employee rate. With galactic prison overcrowding, the RBPF offers a chance to serve out a sentence in the service of mankind. RigidBody Tech is currently seeking lifetime offenders. Prison wardens can inquire with our RBPF customer service department. All other 3019 applications are currently closed.
Has your loved one, employee, or other important person / droid been lost to the cold vacuum of space? RigidBody Tech offers comprehensive services for recovery and transport, to a point of your choosing, for all of your recovery needs. Offering numerous general and custom pricing plans, for just about any situation you or your VIP might find themselves in, contact RigidBody Tech for a free no-obligation quote this Sol.
Has your lawfully engaged employee or important person/droid been captured or otherwise imprisoned by one of the many nefarious organizations operating in the outer planets and negotiations prove fruitless? RigidBody Tech specializes in armed retrievals of VIPs and droids. Ask about our money back guarantee for live retrievals.
Have your employees taken unauthorized actions – seized company assets – stolen a vessel? This is RigidBody Techs bread and butter – no competitor can match our competitive rates and 75%+ success rate on vessel retrievals. Ask about our complimentary refueling services prior to return. Discounts are available for destruction services only rather than full retrieval services.
Has an unregistered off-world political faction with designs on your assets to further their illegal activities caused you to suffer economic loss? In accordance with Terra, Luna, and Mars current bodies of law, RigidBody Tech LLC will execute …bench warrants, sentences in absentia, and just about any duly authorized legal remedy on your behalf. Contact a RigidBody Tech representative this Sol for a no obligation quote for services.
Has your mining operation been taken over by non-employees or other unregistered individuals and ransom demands placed upon you for return? You’re in luck! This is another specialty area RigidBody Tech has offered for over 5 centuries. Boasting an industry leading 71% success rate for fully operational recoveries within 3 Sols, RigidBody Tech has a clear lead on the competition. Do not accept a maybe – you need your operation back on-line and producing immediately. Ask about our discount for full extermination of offending Pirate(s) rather than simple “round-em-up” recoveries. Limitations may apply for registered Pirates with “wanted live” bounties. Insurance claims accepted.
This is a never ending issue on Gas Giant Gas Recovery Stations surrounding Jupiter and Saturn. Exposure to radiation and controlled substance abuse will turn many a loyal employee into a raging homicidal maniac. When the outbreak is deemed without cure, sanctioned extermination may be your only option. RigidBody Tech has the tools to get this particularly nasty job done efficiently and effectively. Ask about our indiscriminate station clearing option for vessel and station assets deemed lost. Additional fuel surcharges for contracts involving stations and vessels in Uranus and Titan orbit will apply due to the extra fuel requirements for reaching stable orbit.
It does not matter how big it is or how far it has to be moved, RigidBody Tech is ready to serve all of your transportation needs. We offer comprehensive transportation services in the flowing areas. Contact a Rigid Body Tech dispatcher toSol!
Cargo – water ice, asteroids, ores, liquids, gases, and value added articles. Whether you’ve mined it, extracted it, or built it, your profit will not be realized until you move it to where your customers are. With haulers capable of moving as much as 50 metric tons per sortie from as far away as the Kuiper Belt, RigidBody Tech has the equipment you need right now. Available on a one time or continuing contract basis, get a RigidBody Tech vessel on your team toSol.
Humans and Carbon Based Life Forms (in stasis) – We have expanded our livery business to accommodate the long distance needs of interstellar travel in stasis. As we all know, Interstellar human cargo transport is a dangerous and expensive proposition. Boasting a industry leading 97.3 percent success rate for sorties greater than 20 relativity adjusted Sols, RigidBody Tech has no meaningful competition. Ask about our money back on time non stasis transportation services within the Mars Jupiter asteroid belt and inner planets.
Whether it is a newly proposed Mining Operation, Dome Installation, New Colony or simple Colony Expansions and Deactivations, RigidBody Tech has the equipment and expertise to serve your needs. Whether its full service project management to just simply enhanced security services, we’ve got you covered. Contact a RigidBody Executive Sales Person today for a custom quote. Contract length minimums may apply for larger operations.
We all know life has only evolved on Terra. Be that it may, irradiated and subsequently mutated life forms (IRMF’s) exist and must be dealt with in order to protect your valuable employees and is essential to acquiring F4HO (Fit for Human Occupation) status. We offer a money back guarantee for all Extermination services – if your pesky IRMF returns within 30 Sols of completion, RigidBody Technicians will return and rework the contracted area at no additional fee. Recurring eradication contracts are available. Contact a RigidBody Mission Specialist toSol!
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